ps:

Harry just gave me quite a look. "What, for... why are you here at 10:58am, woman?"

"Everyone, meet Harry. Harry likes to take long pees on inappropriate objects and covet his toys obsessively. I'd say his personality is that of a follower, but not one for lack of imagination-- he simply wants to be where all the action is, even if it's in your armpit.

Harry, meet the Internet. The Internet was started as the whole "information super-highway" thing, but it's mainly used for electronic garage sales and porn."

Great. Now, I'll get to that water bowl, sir...