I reject your meeting on principle!

Fantasy...

-----Original Appointment-----
From: K-blogger
Sent: Tuesday, May 14, 2007 3:44 PM
To: M
Subject: Declined: Design Direction Meeting
When: Monday, June 21, 2007 Insane, Ungodly time of 6:00 PM-8:00 PM
Where: Ugly Flourescent Boardroom

HA! I decline your invite and reject your meeting on principle!! As you digest this shocking anouncement, let me spend a minute or two dissecting my rationale for this earth-shattering decision.

Nobody likes meetings that start at 6pm. Nobody likes meetings that run till 8pm. Nobody likes people that schedule meetings that either start at 6pm or run till 8pm. The only activities that should take place between these sacred hours are relaxing, eating, being served delicious drinks by tanned men on beaches as white as ice, laughing, and possibly cuddling.

June 21st is the summer solstice. I'm going to let this one slide, as I'm sure you were raised in a Christian bubble and choose to forget the millenia of existence prior to the birth of your HRH Jesus. As such, you likely have never fully appreciated the day that was once, likely the most celebrated day of the lunar year. Even the crickets do a special dance on the solstice. (Watch them one time-- You won't be disappointed!) The very last thing any living being would want to do on this special day is sit in a box with stale air, flourescent lights, and warm diet coke.

Lastly, and please pay special attention to this point:

YOU. ARE. LAYING. ME. OFF. ON. JUNE. 8TH.

Also, can I just say that your smiley-faces always look constipated when you put a space between the eyes and the frown. Have to say though, it's always seemed somewhat fitting.

Ciao, sucker.

k


and reality...


-----Original Appointment-----
From: K-blogger
Sent: Tuesday, May 14, 2007 3:44 PM
To: M
Subject: Declined: Design Direction Meeting
When: Monday, June 21, 2007 Insane, Ungodly time of 6:00 PM-8:00 PM
Where: Ugly Flourescent Boardroom

Won't be here, sorry.

K